Saturday, December 31, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Wobby the worm
never had to learn
all about Christmas day.
Until the day came
when he was to blame,
'cause he accidently scared all the reindeer away.
Santa said to him, "Son, you will find,"
"That we're in a big bind,"
"So you'll have to help all the good boys and girls,"
So Wobbly swallowed all the gifts,
and went to head the makeshift
sleigh to deliver them around the world.
Children still sing songs so jolly,
about Santa, or Frosty,
Or even how poor Rudolph could not play,
But none will regret,
Or hopefully, forget
about how Wobby the worm saved Christmas day.
Friday, December 23, 2011
The Grokish are free floating, space-borne, squid-like creatures. They exist for untold eons in a dormant, spore-form, as they transverse the spaces between the stars on the solar winds. When they come in contact with a compatible planetary atmosphere they will spawn by the millions, descend upon and consume the indigenous life forms, then enter the spore phase to begin the cycle anew.
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
Dr. Phinneas Q. Crumpus was a revolutionary genius in the field of recombinant DNA. Crumpus made a big name for himself performing custom DNA work for famous celebrities, implanting body-altering features such as wings, fur, extra eyes, scales, etc. As the money and power went to his head the good doctor became more and more eccentric, and began performing risky proof-of-concept experiments on himself. After hundreds of different extreme recombinant DNA modifications, Crapmus is now barley recognizable as human.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Spinagators are a strange mutant offshoot of normal alligators. They tend to grow to be a bit smaller, but are able to hunt smaller, faster moving prey. The spiny protrusions which grow along their backs seem to be specialized organs capable of reading swirling air or water currents.
Friday, December 9, 2011
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Thunder slugs usually follow major storm systems, where they can often be seen "riding" thunderclouds.
Monday, December 5, 2011
The method through which he sees without eyes is currently unknown.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
The sudden appearance of these monstrosities have prompted investigations from several branches of law enforcement due to possible illegal dumping of toxic chemicals or waste, however as of yet no indictments have been made.