Monday, November 9, 2009

Baconoid


Bacon is bad for you!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Hornapillar


Small caterpillars which communicated through blaring honking noises. Hornapillars are named as such because of the horn-like orifices on on their heads and ears. They are generally harmless, despite the obnoxious noise pollution they produce.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Mandragora


Small dolls or figures given to witches by demons, to be used as a familiar spirit. A Mandragora is usually small, made of wood, or constructed from the Mandrake plant. Although they could essentially perform any task made to them they were usually used in divination rituals.


See also:

Mandrake

Friday, November 6, 2009

Carrion Grub


Carrion Grubs are large, vicious, slow moving worm-like creatures which do nothing but eat and breed. They have extremely poor eyesight, and navigate through smell and vibration. Although they start out in a tiny larval state there seems to be no limit to the actual size they can achieve, specimens in the wild have been observed over 30 feet in length. At such a large size their diet tends to subsist on carrion (hence the name, ) or other large game. It has been theorized that they are merely the larval state of another different, larger form which has not yet been observed in nature.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Fairy


A Fairy is a type of primordial nature spirit, usually connected to forests or woodlands. The term refers to many different types of supernatural entity (brownies, pixies, nixies, goblins, trolls, etc.) as well as with anything to do with the supernatural realm, i.e. "the Land of fey," or "Morgan Le Fay." In western European belief they originated either as fallen angels or as a distinct species all their own. Much of mythology has to deal with how one avoids fairy mischief, such as charms to keep them away, prevent them from stealing babies, etc.

See also:

Nixie
Goblin
Tomte
Troll

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Toast Zombie


Coming to eat your brains... along with some lettuce and tomato, and a little bit of mayo. Maybe Ham and Cheese if he's in the mood.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Tri-Onion


A freakish anomaly spawned from experiments with a new pesticide, the Tri-Onion quickly grew to human size and began a rampage of violence and destruction. His hideous breath forced eyes to water, and his tremendous strength and near mindless ferocity caused millions of dollars in property damage. The Tri-Onion was last seen fleeing into the vast forests of the Pacific northwest. Most scientists believe the Onion has long since perished, however sporadic sightings still occasionally occur.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Python


In Greek mythology, the Python was a chthonic guardian of the oracle of Delphi. Hera sent Python to consume the goddess Leto as she gave birth to Apollo, thus Apollo returned the favor and slew the beast with his arrows, and turned the oracle of Delphi to his own purposes.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Garden Nose


Strange little creatures, which are little more than walking noses. The Garden Nose lives among flower patches and such, and even uses flowering plants as camouflage. They communicate with each other through smell.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Jack-o'-lantern


An old Irish folktale tells of a greedy farmer named Jack, who was approached one day by the Devil. He tricks the Devil into climbing a tree, then traps him there by carving a cross into the bark. Jack allows the Devil to leave only after a promise to never take his soul.

Years pass and Jack eventually dies, however he was far too greedy to gain entry into heaven. Jack approaches Hell but is denied entry as well. When he asks how he will see in the gloom between worlds, Satan mockingly throws him a coal from the fires of Hell that will burn for eternity. Jack hollows out a pumpkin to place the coal inside, then wanders the Earth, forever searching for a resting place.

Happy Halloween everyone.