Sunday, October 12, 2014

Slug Bat

Slug Bats are strange aberrations of nature. They have characteristics of bats, mollusks, and primates, but fit nowhere in the established evolutionary taxonomy. Some of the stranger theories include that they are aliens, or are otherwise somehow artificial.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Moon Cat

Moon Cat orbits the Earth
high up in the sky,
dogs and wolves howl at him,
as he slowly drifts by.

Astronauts land on him,
and plant flags as they please,
and have confirmed unequivocally
that he isn't made of cheese.

Sunday, September 7, 2014


Atomo the World Destroyer is an ancient creature who's name is feared throughout the cosmos. He will come and lay waste to your enemies, for the right price.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Worm Cat

Worm cat squiggles
All throughout the dirt
He always keeps an eye skyward,
on the lookout for the birds.

He spends his time climbing on furniture,
or playing with string, again.
Or you may see him stretched out on the sidewalk
when it's wet, after the rain

Friday, August 29, 2014


Eyeguy is a monster from the Power Rangers. He had a number of different beam attacks that he could shoot from his various eyes.

Friday, August 1, 2014


A strange type of mutant that suddenly started appearing in the trash dumps and sewer systems around major cities all over the world. Their sudden appearance and bizarre physiology has lead some conspiracy theorists to believe they are extraterrestrial in origin.

Friday, July 25, 2014


Murry P. Peterson was the lead singer of a popular rock band "The Flip-Flops." A freak occurrence with a strange, glowing meteorite changed him and his entire band into hideous mutated freaks with strange powers. Renaming themselves "Murry and the Mutants," they play five nights a week to sold out crowds.

Sunday, July 20, 2014

Monkey Cat

Monkey cat leaps
and climbs through the trees,
and swings on jungle vines
with the greatest of ease.

He still does the things
that normal cats do
except he likes bananas
mixed with his cat food.

Monday, July 14, 2014

Professor Rex

Professor Rex is the result of a bizarre accident involving a DNA re sequencer and an experimental time machine. The resulting monstrosity combines the brilliance of a world famous scientist with the animal cunning and savagery of the greatest predator the world has ever known.

Friday, July 11, 2014


A lawnmower possessed by an ancient spirit of unspeakable evil, the Hellmower terrorized a small midwestern town, brutally mutilating the sheriff and several other townsfolk, until it was finally destroyed by a group of teenagers.

Or was it?